Right, so we all know the rule, right?
well maybe not. Maybe it’s an irish gay scene rule:
meet a guy in a bar, fuck him once and you may never see him again unless a fuckbuddy situation is pre-arranged.
No ‘hello’ on the street, nothing.
and it’s a shit rule, for you’re average slut. What;s he supposed to do like?
Once he’s fucked pretty much every beautiful man in Dublin, what’s he going to do?
Be alone forever?
So glad I haven’t fucked them all yet :)
“Below you see a list of eight statements about me: six are true and two are false. Can you identify the false ones?”
-Jackdaw
I did 7, and 2 are false!
So here goes nothing:
1. I have one lazy eye which points away from my nose when I’m looking straight forward. I wear sunglasses a lot to hide it, and try keep my eyes moving when I can.
2. I once fell though a ceiling down at scouts, and was told “ah, you’ll be fine”. I had a fractured elbow which went undiagnosed for 2 weeks.
3. I’m left handed and am fiercely proud of it, because I’m not like a common right hander!
4. My mother dropped me on my head during World cup Italia 90, when Packie Bonner saved the goal against Romania.
5. I’m trained to administer 1st aid to the Irish & International standard, but have never needed to use the skill. I’ve known it since I was about sixteen.
6. I’m so afraid of becoming an alcoholic, that every time I get drunk, I have an awful vision of myself as an alcoholic, and it scares the shite out of me.
7. When I was young, the family was very poor. like my dad was earning less than the equlilvant of €200 ($350) a week, and for about a year, it was looking like we’d have to live with my grandmother. things have turned around now, mind you.
Well. Are ye well. Oh, technically speaking, does anyone know how I get my archives back? They sort of disappeared when I cleaned my blog up, and there doesn’t seem to be an option to get them back.
Hmmm
Anyway, how are ye? I’m in college, right and just working away. It’s seriously way easier than engineering, but it’s a bit namby pamby. It’s like, 3 pages on this or that. but it’s 3 pages, not a specific amount of words! So I’m there, adding pictures and keeping my font size at eighteen. And it’s accepted. Widely accepted, and I’ll get a distinction for it!
Well there’s
and not a POXY boyfriend in sight!
there’s a sexual partners calculator you can do online, right, and I did it. 18 million was the figure I got back. it was like 18,XXX,XXX people. I can remember specifics, but it was.
Still though, I’d trade 18 million people in for a boyfriend.
It’s getting dark here, now that the summer is well and truly over, the long winter nights are here, and it’s pretty damn miserable. But not to despair, I’ve many things in the pipeline. I’m going west this weekend. I’m gong north, the weekend after. and the weekend after again, I’m going south.
I’ve got windows7! Happy days, it’s a marginal step up from *mexican voice* veeeesta. It’s slick, and pretty, and easy on the RAM. Marvellous! Didn’t pay a penny for it, mind you. Who pays for something you can’t hold?
What else. Oh, here’s one for you! Right, say here, in Ireland, it was socially acceptable to call Australians “wankers” for example. Right? And I started going out with someone from New Zealand. Is it ok for me to hate my partners neighbour? Because I was brought up that way?
Doubt it. Opinions in the comments!
I’m going to promise to blog more often, from now on. At lest one post a week. Promise. vodkaandcrackers@hotmail.com. Mail me and give me a kick up the arse if I don’t.
mmkay. And how are you?
Not in love. But into a vast pit of indecision!
I have 2 boys. Paul and Mark. And Dar’s ex. Ok, that’s 3. Well 2, really. One I want more as a friend. So two. I was right the first time!
Darrex: I met him at gay acting, and kissed him tonight. and it was nice. and he is a nice guy. and we did have fun. But he’s Dar’s ex, so I shouldn’t go there. But I really want to. and I’m not sure if it’s because he’s Dar’s ex, or because he’s attractive. More time required!
Paul: So Paul is the lovely northern boy I was telling ye about, but it’s like old school courting. Tonight he seems to be really friendly with everyone. So I think I see more in him than he does in me. So I’m a bit confused.Again, I need more time to figure him out like. He’s difficult to read!
Mark: Mark is a boy who I wanted to shag, who has become a friend. a rather good friend, as it happens! So I have to hide the lust, and make the friend! But I don’t know.
I leapt off the pier, and tried to start the boat, and they run, but the pier is always going to be there. Another year older! But will be there for me if the seas get rough.
I’m so confused. This isn’t as easy as you’d think!
